🍫💪 Chocolate Collagen Milkshake Magic: 4 Dreamy, Metabolism-Supporting Flavors
🔥 Blood sugar–steadying, metabolism-loving, and ridiculously good.
Rich, creamy, low-fat, and packed with protein + carbs—these collagen milkshake-style blends are designed to support your thyroid, stabilize blood sugar, and give you a satisfying treat without crashing your energy or hormones.
Each one starts with a pro-metabolic base:
🥛 Skim or low-fat milk for calcium, carbs, and sleep support
💪 Collagen for gut lining, joints, skin, and hair
🧁 Maple syrup or honey for glucose and glycogen replenishment
🍫 Optional cocoa or coffee for flavor and fuel
🧂 Salt + 🌿 vanilla to bring it all together
✨ Base Recipe:
🍫🥜 Cocoa Peanut Butter Cup Collagen Milk
A nostalgic milkshake flavor—with metabolic benefits.
Sweet, creamy, and decadent without the junk or seed oils. Peanut powder adds protein and flavor with virtually no fat, making this a perfect mini-meal.
Ingredients:
1 cup skim raw milk (or low-fat raw milk or milk of choice)
2 tbsp collagen
1 tbsp peanut powder (Organic PB2 or equivalent)
1 tsp cocoa powder
1 tbsp maple syrup
1/4 tsp vanilla extract
Dash of sea salt
Directions: Blend until smooth. Serve over ice or gently warmed. Enjoy mid-morning or afternoon.
☕ Variation #1: Mocha Peanut Butter Cup
Chocolate + coffee + peanut butter? Yes, please.
Add 1/2 - 1 cup strong brewed coffee or 1–2 shots of espresso
Keep all other ingredients the same
This variation makes a fantastic pre-workout or productivity booster.
☕️🍫 Variation #2: Classic Mocha Collagen Milk
No peanut, just chocolate and coffee.
Omit the peanut powder
Add 1/4–1/2 cup brewed coffee or espresso
Keep the cocoa, collagen, and sweetener
Think clean Starbucks mocha without the dairy, PUFA, or sugar crash.
🍌 Variation #3: Chunky Monkey
Chocolate + banana = creamy, dreamy, potassium-packed.
Omit peanut powder
Add 1/2 of a ripe banana (fresh or frozen)
Keep cocoa, collagen, and maple syrup
Optional: Add cinnamon or a dash of nutmeg for extra warmth.
🍯 Variation #4: Salted Caramel Collagen Milk
Buttery-sweet flavor with none of the junk.
This one hits all the comfort buttons—sweet, salty, cozy—with a dreamy caramel vibe that feels like dessert. Bonus: it’s still low-fat, PUFA-free, and packed with collagen + calcium.
Omit:
Peanut powder
Cocoa powder
Add:
1–2 drops caramel extract OR swap the maple syrup for 1 tablespoon of real caramel sauce made with cane sugar and no seed oils, I like this one.
Keep or slightly increase the sea salt to enhance the caramel flavor
Optional: a pinch of cinnamon for warmth
Optional: Add a pinch of cinnamon for a warm, toasted note.
💖 Bonus Flavor Ideas:
Perfect for seasonal swaps or rotating new options into your mini-meal lineup:
🍓 Strawberry Cream: 1/2 cup strawberries + honey + vanilla
🍥 Coconut Caramel: Add a dash of coconut extract + maple
🎂 Birthday Cake: Use butter + almond extract + vanilla
🍎 Apple Pie: Add applesauce + cinnamon + honey
🍑 Peaches & Cream: Use ripe peach + vanilla + maple syrup